MUSIC REVIEW: Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Love Beach

"Stomach-turningly bad."


Cripes, look at the cover! If that's not indicative of the album's quality, there's only one fact you need to know. The group only released this album because they owed it to their original record label. Still not convinced? Well, there's not much else to say, except that this atrocious record brings me dangerously close to vomiting whenever it plays. Hardcore ELP fans shouldn't even buy this to finish their collection. Stay far away from it. Keep other people away from it. Wear a big sign and stand in front of record stores. Save us all! So sad to think this is the same band that gave us a classic like Brain Salad Surgery. This is total garbage.